A humorous *(essay).

I could assure you: being young doesn't involve simulate to be an idiot.

You seem to fit nicely with this character _("Crackers, Phreaks, and Lamers"|http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/crackers.html) described in _("The Jargon File"|http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/index.html) by _("Eric S. Raymond"|http://catb.org/~esr/) (_(aka) ESR), even if probably you have not used a BBS ever:

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From the early 1980s onward, a flourishing culture of local, MS-DOS-based bulletin boards developed separately from Internet hackerdom. The BBS culture has, as its seamy underside, a stratum of pirate boards inhabited by crackers, phone phreaks, and warez d00dz. These people (mostly teenagers running IBM-PC clones from their bedrooms) have developed their own characteristic jargon, heavily influenced by skateboard lingo and underground-rock slang. While BBS technology essentially died out after the Great Internet Explosion, the cracker culture moved to IRC and other Internet-based network channels and maintained a semi-underground existence.

<strong>Though crackers often call themselves hackers, they aren't (they typically have neither significant programming ability, nor Internet expertise, nor experience with _(UNIX) <span class="comment">[not a real problem, Eric]</span> or other true multi-user systems)</strong>. Their vocabulary has little overlap with hackerdom's, and <strong>hackers regard them with varying degrees of contempt</strong>. But ten years on the brightest crackers tend to become hackers, and sometimes to recall their origins by using cracker slang in a marked and heavily ironic way.
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Well, I must confess that I dislike even <em>true</em> hackers usually and the so-called <em>Hackers' Culture</em>. <strong>I suggest a viaticum, a cure for this juvenile disease: find a woman (or a man, if that satisfy your tastes) and do good sex.</strong>

_(Tunes) suggests perdition, vice and pleasure.

But if you insist with this insanity, a suggested reading is _("How To Become A Hacker"|http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html) by ESR himself (although he makes some good points in <em>3. Boredom and drudgery are evil</em> and <em>4. Freedom is good</em>).

That's all, folks.
