Main claim to tunes infamy - BugRoff license - I have now moved to New Zealand and can be contacted at cyent@NONONOSPAMparadise.net.nz

Like WizardDerk, under stress I dream of creating monsters. Namely exotic programming languages. 

My current dream is a LinearLogic, TrueEncapsulation vaguely RScheme / Rubyish monster.

I have bouts where I think all things should look like JOY.

I sometimes go by the name Cyent. The Cybernetic Entomologist.